Thursday 11 February 2016

Jeremy Hunt says...Collected Vol 2

Jeremy Hunt's contract says he doesn't have to work at weekends.

Jeremy Hunt says everyone knows he'll be running the NHS long after all the Junior Doctors have become hedge fund managers and estate agents

Jeremy Hunt says he doesn't want to be guilty of misrepresentation but he would just like to point out junior doctors are mass murderers.


Jeremy Hunt says making a contract doesn't have to be between two parties. He likes doing it with himself.

Jeremy Hunt says he's had another look at the stats and discovered that no one dies between Monday and Friday.

Jeremy Hunt says that lots of poor people aren't safe where they live so why should they have safety if they are patients in hospital?

Jeremy Hunt says that when Britain was great, barbers were surgeons, so he's asking barbers and hairdressers to be doctors.


Jeremy Hunt says the NHS was a socialist plot to undermine Winston Churchill

Jeremy Hunt says this cradle to the grave malarkey is a bit sentimental. He says he's not in a cradle or a grave and he's getting along fine

Jeremy Hunt says the Junior Doctors are unpopular because no sick person really wants a doctor to help make them better.


Jeremy Hunt says at least Hitler made the doctors run on time.

Jeremy Hunt says what is all this childish attachment to a National Health Service? Why not a Branson Health Service? Or a Murdoch one?

Jeremy Hunt says what is all this childish attachment to a national healrh service? Why not a Branson Health Service? Or a Murdoch one?

Jeremy Hunt says why in heaven's name would doctors know anything about the health service?

Jeremy Hunt says too many doctors behave as if they have a mind of their own.

Jeremy Hunt says any Junior Doctor breaking his contract will be dismissed and if that means sacking all of them so much the better.

Jeremy Hunt says he was born to lead and Junior Doctors were born to follow.

Jeremy Hunt says Junior Doctors are like dogs and can and must be brought to heel.